skeeter dactyl

A massive fucking mosquito. Mostly found in south east texas. The size of a modern day teridactyl.
Holy shit, there is a massive skeeter dactyl on your arm.
by thedupdownsouth July 26, 2014
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Donkey dick

Donkey dick is a term used by certain folks in southeast Texas to name your favorite 32oz can of beer.
What a long day! I need a ice cold Donkey dick to get me started before I break into this 12 pack.
by thedupdownsouth October 21, 2018
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