1 definition by thebootyking
The creature skyler can also be referred to as skylo, skiller, jasiqua, muffin master, skyloni, cunt, and SKYL-EEHEHEHUR THUNDERHORSE OF CAFFINE. Has a septum peircing and is totally socially akward to all those who dont know it. Totally an attractive creature but dosent think so itself and is halarious and innocent. It can often be found in its four natural habitats: the internet, the kitchen, its bed, and concerts. It often makes a noise reffered to as "the giggle" a high piched HEHEHEHOHOHURHE HEHEHE that can only be acheived at the peak of its hapiness. Also makes unattractive orgasimy sounds when in distress or disgust. Squeals or looks like dosed on acid five times when excited. Has unnatturally red cheeks but have no fear this is just a trait of skyler not rosaisia and only makes its face cuter. Has tiny hands and wears hoodies and tight tight pants. It prefers to mate with british gingers who like pizza. Destined to have 47 cats one day. Skylers also tend to bootydance on stage at african american heritage festivals when their three even though their white and Korean. They also tend to hiss at people when mad or offended until they are ten, have no fear this is just a growing normal healthy skyler that will soon evolve to the socially akward band kid you want. Also hates the word booty. With a passion.
by thebootyking November 28, 2013