17 definitions by the_end_is_nigh (myspace)

A label stupid, poor, lower class, trampy people gave themselves in order to fit into some kind of steriotypical group (because all the other groups reject them).

They live in estates, feeding off our taxes through benefits, which they spend on countless rings, thick gold chains, cigarettes and alcohol.

If it wasn't for the government these people would be homeless.

simple as.
Copper: You're under arrest.
Chav: What the fuck for?
Copper: Swearing at a police officer!
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 02, 2005
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A site which seems to be teeming with emo sterotypes.

Full of people constantly begging to be added/whored/commented etc. so they can prove to the world just how popular they really are. (yeh right)
Please add me to your myspace. haha.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 02, 2005
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What have come to be the most frequent 2 words you will ever see in use on myspace.

add me! add me! LOL.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 18, 2005
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Townies can be identified by the following:
1. 'Bling'
2. Not being aware of any high street store, merely the market places that sell fake copies of items in high street stores for 1% of the price. Don't complain though ... At least they're only wearing what they're worth.
3. Ciggies
4. Usually drop out of school at 14, pregnant or having got someone pregnant.
5. Have the annoying habit of addin 'like' onto the end of all their sentences, like.

Me: I have nothing personal about townies.
Townie: What a doing, like? Yooo wan a slap, like. B************!
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 02, 2005
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A punk style outward label clothing consisting as many zips, bittons, safety pins and rips/slits that they can get away with. Girls who beleive themselves rebellious or different don't tend to shop here, contrary to popular beleif.

Usual customers are pre-teens trying to look tarty, middle aged women trying to look young, or small framed chinese/japenese girls in their 20's and 30's who can totally get away with wearing these clothes due to their petite figures.

The tight jeans are really bum-hugging, so look good on anyone with a tight arse. i.e. slim girls, emo boys.
Person 1: OMG, were you attacked by a wolf or something?
Person 2: No, this is punkyfish fashion.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 18, 2005
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An evil online blogging system that tricks you into joining it by sending you an email asking you to retype your hotmail details.

It then annoyinly sends the same email, in turn, to each and every person on your contact list. ARRRRRRHHH!
Person 1: You on Hi 5?
Person 2: No way, Myspace is way better.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 02, 2005
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A word used to describe something that's just absolutely so brilliantly amazing that no words can describe how much you are enjoying it. So you use shamoosh.
You add an extra o in the word for every time you expereinced one the following:
*an orgasm
*pulled someone you liked
*had sex
*got asked out by someone you like
*got a phone number
*got asked for your number
*got something free i.e. a gift, drink
*got so incredibly drunk your life lost all meaning
*started dancing to your fave music
*got high
*had the best time of your life
Me: Curt your party last Friday was shamoosh
Jen: I thought it was more shamoooooooosh
Curt: (She must have got lucky.)
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 18, 2005
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