Definitions by the zulfster

zulfer 

a person who commonly zulfs, or commits to the act of zulfing, a person who is a zulfer might zulficate someone else to make them a fellow zulfer

person 1: i just became a zulfer!
person 2: really? i've been one for years! want a beer?
person 1: i would, but i have to go zulfing

zulfer by the zulfster July 26, 2017

zulficate 

the act of zulfication, or to zulficate someone, is when a zulfer gets another person, or convinces them to become a fellow zulfer

person 1: i'm gonna go zulf, be right back!
person 2: what's that?
person 1: come on! i'll zulficate you!

zulficate by the zulfster July 26, 2017

zulf 

lol i don't know what the fuck zulf is, i just made this shit up lol

person 1: hey, wanna go zulf with me
person 2: lol that's not a thing

zulf by the zulfster July 26, 2017

ron the bird 

ron is a bird and becky won't let him smash, please help ron by offering Becky as much blue and yellow as you can to convince her of Ron's worthiness,

person 1: lol you know ron the bird?
person 2: what kind of question is that

ron the bird by the zulfster July 26, 2017