Definitions by the wankshaft doctor

wankshaft 

the principle means of driving a wanking machine, as related to a wankcam, wanksparkplug, and wankignition.

"the wankshaft isn't running properly, it needs a bit of attention" - scantily clad female mechanic

wankshaft by the wankshaft doctor April 17, 2003

porkswordsmanship 

use of a porksword

"My wife and I enjoy the occasional bit of porkswordsmanship"

porkswordsmanship by the wankshaft doctor April 17, 2003