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wankshaft

the principle means of driving a wanking machine, as related to a wankcam, wanksparkplug, and wankignition.
"the wankshaft isn't running properly, it needs a bit of attention" - scantily clad female mechanic
by the wankshaft doctor April 17, 2003
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porkswordsmanship

"My wife and I enjoy the occasional bit of porkswordsmanship"
by the wankshaft doctor April 17, 2003
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