wankshaft

the principle means of driving a wanking machine, as related to a wankcam, wanksparkplug, and wankignition.

"the wankshaft isn't running properly, it needs a bit of attention" - scantily clad female mechanic

by the wankshaft doctor April 18, 2003

porkswordsmanship

use of a porksword

"My wife and I enjoy the occasional bit of porkswordsmanship"

by the wankshaft doctor April 18, 2003