Definitions by the truth the whole truth..

dinglestache 

a Mustache with dingleberries caused by butt kissing.

He came out of the foreman’s office with a nasty dinglestache.

dinglestache by the truth the whole truth.. March 12, 2019

Lebaneser scrouge 

A lesbian that tries to ruin Christmas

Sharon has been a Lebaneser scrouge ever since she caught her girlfriend with a guy at the Christmas party.

Lebaneser scrouge by the truth the whole truth.. March 21, 2016