the surly mermaid's definitions

toolshed

also a term similar to "douchebag" or referring to someone who is or has geeked out.

man, did you hear he fucked up again? what a toolshed.

by the surly mermaid May 31, 2005

Va Beach

also a term used in conjunction with the phrase "you have sand in your vag", a slang term for a vag.

quit whining..and get that sand outta your vag. you've been at VA Beach all day!!

by the surly mermaid May 31, 2005

don't bump tha blunt

meaning, don't fuck up the rotation.

puff puff give, man, don't bump tha blunt.

by the surly mermaid May 31, 2005

z

another form of "yes" or "what" depending on context, usually in response to a question.

do you wanna hit this blunt? Z!
did you hear me? Z?

by the surly mermaid January 5, 2007

shotgun

2) when smoking weed, someone holds the lit end of a spliff between their teeth and blows the smoke into another person's mouth.

3) to drink a beer extremely fast by poking a hole in the bottom, and then popping the top. it creates a vaccum and you get drunk reall fast.

2) man this shit is good...would anyone like a shotgun?

3)man i wanna get drunk....i should shotgun this beer.

by the surly mermaid May 31, 2005