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Cambodia

A beautiful country with long, deserted golden beaches.....

...deserted due to the huge numbers of landmines.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 9, 2004

bicycle

Peddle-powered mode of transport with two wheels, handlebars and an annoying tendancy to harm one's testicles when going over bumps.

i want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I OOOOOWWW .....my nuts...

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

pikeyfied clothes

Clothes that have dirt, tomato kethcup, beer, wankstains and sweat over them. The result of wearing the same garments several days in a row.

Call the footman! I have pikeyfied my clothes after spending a weekend in Greece and need new ones.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

eleventy-seven

The value of any unknown integer that can be counted in scores (tens) ie more than 20 but not in hundreds ie below 200.

The specific number is 117

eleventy-seven red balloons go by

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 11, 2004

oompa loompa porn

Midget men trying to go doggystyle on full sized women. In most scenarios, the midget gets tired, and the woman just sits on his dick or blows him to get the cumshot.

Google brings 3280 approx. results for oompa loompa pr0n.

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 15, 2004