handles

Big rolls of fat at the side of the stomach on unfit females.

Hold on to her handles and bang her.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

that goes without saying

Statement of agreement issued after a vital stipulation has been uttered.

Property Owner: If you want to push that shit on my estate, that's fine, but I want 50% on your rent.
Drug peddler: Sure.
Property owner: ...and if you get caught... I never knew what you got up to. OK?
Drug peddler: That goes without saying.

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 11, 2004

eleventy-seven

The value of any unknown integer that can be counted in scores (tens) ie more than 20 but not in hundreds ie below 200.

The specific number is 117

eleventy-seven red balloons go by

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 11, 2004

Theocracy

Clergy run state, or state governed by religious leader and under rule from religiously inspired laws.

The Vatican is a theocracy.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 10, 2004

President Clinton

Also had a husband named Bill....

President Clinton was pissed when her husband was found to be having an affair in her office.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 01, 2004