the secret stoner's definitions

penny pusher

a cheapass person.

Dr.goldstein was a penny pusher that had a zune because it was cheaper.

by the secret stoner October 10, 2011

spam trapping

when you go to a random website get like 69 pop-ups and things start freezing your computer.

the shopping site was spam trapping me until i unplugged my stupid ass computer.

by the secret stoner October 10, 2011

smashturbation

jacking off so hard that your dick bleeds.

mike thought smashturbation was fun.

by the secret stoner October 9, 2011

teabagasaur

a person who constantly teabags.

dave is a major teabagasaur.

by the secret stoner October 9, 2011