Definitions by the secret stoner

penny pusher 

a cheapass person.

Dr.goldstein was a penny pusher that had a zune because it was cheaper.

penny pusher by the secret stoner October 10, 2011

spam trapping 

when you go to a random website get like 69 pop-ups and things start freezing your computer.

the shopping site was spam trapping me until i unplugged my stupid ass computer.

spam trapping by the secret stoner October 10, 2011

smashturbation 

jacking off so hard that your dick bleeds.

mike thought smashturbation was fun.

smashturbation by the secret stoner October 9, 2011

teabagasaur 

a person who constantly teabags.

dave is a major teabagasaur.

teabagasaur by the secret stoner October 9, 2011