the real cheeze's definitions

Santa letter

A kids way of trying to convince santa that they havn't been spoiled little brats all year.

little boy:i sent a santa letter today dad.

Dad:did you tell him what you did to your sister.

little boy:no i only tell santa the good things.

by the real cheeze December 11, 2009

poonocka

also see poon

a very tight and wanted vagina.

Something every guy says he will get tonight.

Tonight we are gonna get wasted! Then im gonna get some poonocka!

by the real cheeze December 3, 2009

Canada

America's hat.

opposite of Mexico, Americas beard.

Without Canada America wouldn't have a hat.

by the real cheeze December 11, 2009