the pretender's definitions

clit ring

a small piece of jewelry that hangs from the hood of the vagina, and is constantly moving against the clit.

no example needed. Any woman with one might as well wear a big sign that says
"ITS ALL ABOUT ME" or "SELFISH SLUT"

by the pretender October 21, 2003

platforms

extremly high heels usually worn by strippers and porn stars. possibly the sexiest invention ever.

I covered her with baby oil, and all she had on was a pair of black platforms!

by the pretender October 21, 2003