2 definitions by the pretender

platforms

extremly high heels usually worn by strippers and porn stars. possibly the sexiest invention ever.

I covered her with baby oil, and all she had on was a pair of black platforms!

by the pretender October 22, 2003

clit ring

a small piece of jewelry that hangs from the hood of the vagina, and is constantly moving against the clit.

no example needed. Any woman with one might as well wear a big sign that says
"ITS ALL ABOUT ME" or "SELFISH SLUT"

by the pretender October 22, 2003