Definitions by the plumber

V-Man 

An act of foreplay that involves stimulating a girl with your fingers arranged in a v shape. The fourth and little fingers penetrate the ass, the middle and index fingers enter her pussy, while the thumb rubs her clitoris.

Vinny gave her the v-man again to get her juices flowing.

V-Man by The plumber July 16, 2008

llammage 

what is left after something has been llammed by the llama (kyle Smith)like dammage

the llama left behind a trail of llammage

llammage by the plumber April 28, 2003