Definitions by the one and only shmian

flosser 

someone who flosses their ass with a shoelace

dude are you flossing your ass with a shoelace

flosser by the one and only shmian May 10, 2005

shmian 

The coolest person ever!!
also called ian or shmi

hello im shmian the coolest person ever

shmian by the one and only shmian April 19, 2005