1.what we, as younger children or adults, were afraid of when the light was truned out hence the exesive amount of money wasted on power bills wehn your child turns 3 and insists on having a night light.
2.the man that eats your socks and shoes and favourite underwear you thought you put out inthe wash months ago...
1.child: mother dearest, i am quiet frightened by the boogie man hiding in my closet be a dear and look for me
Mother: now now thier is no such thing as the bo-...
(mother is eaten by the boogie man)
2. child: mom!!! i can find my other black sock? have you seen it?
mother: no!!
Buy a
the boogie man
mug!
what we are given in health during sex eduction to practise putting condoms onto when we are "old enough" to have sexual intercourse..
teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....
