An uncanny ability to miss shots at point-blank range while somehow landing accidental headshots on teammates
A persistent tendency to purchase expensive weapons only to immediately donate them to the enemy team
The belief that smoke grenades are purely decorative and flashbangs are best used against one's own team
An inexplicable attraction to sniper rifles despite having the aim of someone typing with oven mitts on
A persistent tendency to purchase expensive weapons only to immediately donate them to the enemy team
The belief that smoke grenades are purely decorative and flashbangs are best used against one's own team
An inexplicable attraction to sniper rifles despite having the aim of someone typing with oven mitts on
The term is believed to have originated from the sound made when such players attempt to defuse a bomb with 0.01 seconds remaining, followed by the inevitable explosion.
Usage: "Did you see that guy throw his molotov at his own feet and then try to jump through it? What a bletty!"
Usage: "Did you see that guy throw his molotov at his own feet and then try to jump through it? What a bletty!"
by the most correct man ever April 22, 2025
A player in an online game who displays such a profound lack of intelligence, awareness, or skill that they are indistinguishable from a poorly programmed AI bot.
Repeatedly makes the same obvious mistake
Has suspiciously robotic movement patterns but is somehow worse than actual bots
Types with grammar so broken it would embarrass a predictive text algorithm
Responds to in-game situations with completely inappropriate actions
May occasionally appear to experience brief moments of lucidity before reverting to bort behavior
Repeatedly makes the same obvious mistake
Has suspiciously robotic movement patterns but is somehow worse than actual bots
Types with grammar so broken it would embarrass a predictive text algorithm
Responds to in-game situations with completely inappropriate actions
May occasionally appear to experience brief moments of lucidity before reverting to bort behavior
"I watched a bort yesterday spend his entire gold savings on 400 wooden spoons, then try to build a house with them."
"I knew he was a bort when he kept throwing his rifle to enemies thinking it was a decoy grenade."
"I knew he was a bort when he kept throwing his rifle to enemies thinking it was a decoy grenade."
by the most correct man ever April 22, 2025