the letter d's definitions

sleepysex

Somnophilia. A fetish in which a person fantasizes about having sex with somebody who is unconscious at the time.

This is different from necrophilia in that the object is still alive at the time of intercourse.

"Don't pass out in front of him."
"Why not?"
"Really into sleepysex, that one."

by the letter d November 13, 2007

how do you do

The nickname for a maneuver in which you (1) insert your entire hand into a person's anus and (2) open your hand, as if you are about to wave it and say "how do you do?"

"I want to give my girlfriend a How Do You Do, but I'm concerned that she's a little too tight."
"Well, practice makes perfect."

by the letter d November 13, 2007

acid cumshot

A finishing move in which you spray your acid cum across someone's face, slowly killing them as their skull and then brains are dissolved away.

*fight fight fight*
*pow pow pow*
"OH ACID CUMSHOT!!!!!"
"Aaaaaggghhhhh you got me...."

by the letter d November 13, 2007

berserker

A sexual activity in which you sodomize someone very vigorously and aggressively, with the intent of causing them to bleed from their rectum.

After I took her home, I gave her the ol' berserker.

by the letter d November 13, 2007

finishing move

A maneuver used at the end of a fight, after your opponent has been weakened into submission, designed to kill the opponent.

(Derived from the original Mortal Kombat game, as another way of saying "fatality.")

1. Oh, Sub Zero's finishing move is tight, yo!

2. After knocking a homeless man down and kicking his lungs in for several minutes, I unleased my finishing move on him and shot him in the face with a pistol.

by the letter d November 13, 2007

two finger salute

The act of making a |,|, shape by holding up your index and ring fingers simultaneously and then using that to literally salute somebody.

"Old Man Macarthur is coming!"
"Quick, give him the two finger salute!"

by the letter d November 13, 2007

HOW BOUT NOOOO

Code for "Let's have anal sex" (see example).

Guy: Hey, wanna suck my cock?
Gal: HOW BOUT NOOOO
Guy: That'd be okay, too!
Gal: (removes panties and bends over)

by the letter d November 13, 2007