complete fucking plank

A phrase used to describe someone that has just done/said somthing so stupid, you'd think it's not possible

G. W. Bush: They misunderestimate me
Tony Blair: You complete fucking plank!!

by the lad sat down June 14, 2009

sexy football

When football is played so well and so attractivly, it is deemed sexy by the ones watching and/or playing.

spectator 1: wow we've tottally outclassed them
spectator 2: i know, this is sexy football!
spectator 3: well it's not exactly an achievement, we're playing leeds...

by the lad sat down June 14, 2009