Definitions by the incredible hog
Hardcore Harry
This man patrols the dusty streets of Bussytown where all holes quiver in fear.
Hardcore Harry wears a sheriff badge forged from steel mesh and carries enough raw aura to make people surrender their bussys instantly.
Legend says when his boots hit the pavement, cheeks clench county-wide.
No outlaw is safe. No bussy sleeps peacefully.
By his side stands The Chief of Holes, Bareback Barry. The most feared right-hand man in the county.
Together they’ve turned Bussytown into a lawless wasteland of trembling cowboys and shattered holes.
Present him with respect, a nice cheeseburger, and a reinforced bad dragon, because once Hardcore Harry rides into town, somebody’s walking bowlegged back home.
Hardcore Harry wears a sheriff badge forged from steel mesh and carries enough raw aura to make people surrender their bussys instantly.
Legend says when his boots hit the pavement, cheeks clench county-wide.
No outlaw is safe. No bussy sleeps peacefully.
By his side stands The Chief of Holes, Bareback Barry. The most feared right-hand man in the county.
Together they’ve turned Bussytown into a lawless wasteland of trembling cowboys and shattered holes.
Present him with respect, a nice cheeseburger, and a reinforced bad dragon, because once Hardcore Harry rides into town, somebody’s walking bowlegged back home.
Hardcore Harry and Bareback Barry brayed all the hot hairy fannies within a 50 mile radius. Applying steel mesh to every single one of them.
Hardcore Harry by the incredible hog May 13, 2026
Bareback Barry
This man will bray all male fannies in sight without oil. His hog is a monster and it feeds off of hot holes. Eddies hole is property of this man. Present him with a bottle of oil and say goodbye to your fanny, as it will be getting brayed with 40 grit sandpaper.
Its a bird
its a plane
its our buddy bareback barry!
Bareback Barrys hog is a monster and it feeds off hot holes!
its a plane
its our buddy bareback barry!
Bareback Barrys hog is a monster and it feeds off hot holes!
Bareback Barry by the incredible hog May 12, 2026