2 definitions by the homie

Alaskan Cowboy

It is similar to an Alaskan Pipeline. You take a shit in a condom, and then you began to freeze your shit. Once your shit is frozen, get a shoe lace; rap the shoe lace around the frozen shit. Then when you fuck your partner from the back, (doggy style is the most common use) and then begin to whip the frozen shit at her.

Jackie: "I had a great time last night, my back is killing me"
John: "Dont thank me hunny, thank the Alaskan Cowboy"

by the homie January 26, 2010

National Suck Dick Day

April 12th you gotta suck every persons dick that you see on the spot no questions asked.

Yo my nigga i had to suck your dick its National Suck Dick Day no homo tho.

by the homie April 11, 2018