Definitions by the guy who defined something

I'M OLD

When you're old! and solo the manifestation of darkness

"What does this action do?"
"I'm Old!"

I'M OLD by the guy who defined something January 20, 2026

qqrruuppddhhllccnn

*After becoming inspired at looking at other keyboard combinations, you craft the most unimaginable one yet. Who would've thought to click each key twice, going through the keyboard horizontally whilst skipping two keys each time? Well, probably the person reading this right now.*

"Dude, you really typed qqrruuppddhhllccnn? Anything but doing your english homework 😭✌️"

qqrruuppddhhllccnn by the guy who defined something January 20, 2026

Snew

The REAL past tense of snow, and when things take a bit of a weird route.

-"It snew" -"what" -"what"

Snew by the guy who defined something January 11, 2026

>:( 

Written to express anger. He's very angry >:(

person 1: heheheha (:D
person 2: grrrrr >:(

>:( by the guy who defined something March 22, 2023

zpxocivubyntmrewq 

A phrase used when you're bored (we've all been there)
except this time I DEFINED IT

i finally made my parents proud :')

person 1: hey what do you wanna eat?

person 2: zpxocivubyntmrewq

zpxocivubyntmrewq by the guy who defined something March 21, 2023

This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen 

When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.

Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"

This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen by the guy who defined something March 21, 2023