Yaffle

to give oral sex to a male (a good cock suck)
to yaffle the yougart cannon
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sack of unwanted horse piss

Insult - derogatory term for someone who is offensive to one's senses.

Often abbreviated to 'Sack of Unwanted'
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y-fronts

somthing that should never been worn by men under the age of 50
picture it a yong 20-somthing good looking man standing before u in nonting but green Y-FRONTS very disturbing innit?
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donkey sucking uncle fucker

someone who is no longer on one's christmas list.
Fuck Off, curl up and die painfully you donkey-Sucking Uncle-Fucker
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