the derp master's definitions

Scrumpt

An early version of a sript that resembles one but falls short of being able to be performed.

David: Hey mark.
Mark: Yeah?
David: Do you have a script yet?
Mark: No I'm still working on the scrumpt.

by the derp master September 24, 2019

Epic Snowball Fight

A small, rather unsatisfying, and above all passive snowball fight, followed by hot chocolate and sitting around either playing RockBand or doing nothing.

"Hey Joey, lets go have an Epic Snowball Fight! I hear Nick just got Beatles RockBand!"

by The Derp Master February 10, 2010