Definitions by the dearly ditched

redneck yacht club 

When a group of boats tie together in the middle of a lake, or in a inconspicuous bay then proceed to anchor; to drink and party the day away

Were going out to the lake this weekend and we're gonna have a redneck yacht club.

redneck yacht club by the dearly ditched May 12, 2015

penny thot 

An especially cheap Hoe.

Dude1: dude forget about her shes a penny thot
dude2: but shes hot man

penny thot by the dearly ditched October 1, 2014

The Nick Offerman 

To have intercourse with a partner( preferably one who is open to your advances) and upon climax, pull out your gun and fire a round laced with double entendre into the nigh sky.

news person: police were called to the scene due to reports of gunfire and screaming. luckily the suspect just pulled The Nick Offerman.

The Nick Offerman by the dearly ditched October 1, 2014

God Zoned 

(1) The event of being rejected as a relationship partner for religious reasons.

(2) Being friend zoned for religious reason.

(3) being friend zoned...because jesus

bro: she said she wanted her relationships to be "biblicaly okay"

Bro 2 : dude your god zoned

God Zoned by the dearly ditched August 6, 2014

God Zone 

A relationship status Quo similar to "the friendzone" but instead avoiding the relationship for Religious reasons.

Bruh:ya so she said she wasnt interested because she wanted to keep her relationships "biblicaly okay."
Bro: oooooh your in the god zone Bruh.

God Zone by the dearly ditched July 28, 2014

God Zone 

A relationship status Quo similar to "the friendzone" but instead avoiding the relationship for Religious reasons.

Bruh:ya so she said she wasnt interested because she wanted to keep her relationships "biblicaly okay."
Bro: oooooh your in the god zone Bruh.

God Zone by the dearly ditched July 28, 2014