the dearly ditched's definitions

redneck yacht club

When a group of boats tie together in the middle of a lake, or in a inconspicuous bay then proceed to anchor; to drink and party the day away

Were going out to the lake this weekend and we're gonna have a redneck yacht club.

by the dearly ditched May 12, 2015

God Zone

A relationship status Quo similar to "the friendzone" but instead avoiding the relationship for Religious reasons.

Bruh:ya so she said she wasnt interested because she wanted to keep her relationships "biblicaly okay."
Bro: oooooh your in the god zone Bruh.

by the dearly ditched July 28, 2014

God Zoned

(1) The event of being rejected as a relationship partner for religious reasons.

(2) Being friend zoned for religious reason.

(3) being friend zoned...because jesus

bro: she said she wanted her relationships to be "biblicaly okay"

Bro 2 : dude your god zoned

by the dearly ditched August 6, 2014

God Zone

A relationship status Quo similar to "the friendzone" but instead avoiding the relationship for Religious reasons.

Bruh:ya so she said she wasnt interested because she wanted to keep her relationships "biblicaly okay."
Bro: oooooh your in the god zone Bruh.

by the dearly ditched July 28, 2014

penny thot

An especially cheap Hoe.

Dude1: dude forget about her shes a penny thot
dude2: but shes hot man

by the dearly ditched October 1, 2014

The Nick Offerman

To have intercourse with a partner( preferably one who is open to your advances) and upon climax, pull out your gun and fire a round laced with double entendre into the nigh sky.

news person: police were called to the scene due to reports of gunfire and screaming. luckily the suspect just pulled The Nick Offerman.

by the dearly ditched October 1, 2014