Swiss Bag

An unfortunate defect that occurs in plastic bags where the bottom isn't sealed properly and holes exist but are not apparent until actual use.
When the Swiss Bag is used to pick up dog poop while walking the dog, it becomes a Swiss Poop Bag. Should the dog walker use the Swiss Poop Bag to pick up dog poop, there is a high likelihood the dog walker will experience fresh pressed poop
by the creeper October 21, 2009
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TWADD

A person who has an attention span limited to the length of a twitter message, 140 characters or less.
My boss is a complete TWADD. I have to keep my status reports shorter than a tweet so he can comprehend the whole message. Anything longer and he won't read it.
by the creeper April 10, 2010
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snoogans

Word used to express pleasure or agreement. Synonym of words/phrases (when used in correct context) as "sweet"; "cool"; "nice"; "awesome"; and some times "hell yes".
Example for "sweet", "cool", etc..
Girlfriend - "I'm really horny"
Boyfriend - "Snoogans"

Example for "hell yes"...
Girlfriend - "Want to have sex?"
Boyfriiend - "Snoogans"
by The Creeper August 29, 2005
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indexident

A dent that appears on one's index finger from spending too much time on a laptop mouse pointer.
Dude! I was surfing porn for so long last night that I got indexident and wt
by the creeper November 11, 2009
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Double Dog Ghosting

A retaliatory act that is taken if you've been the victim of ghosting whereby in the event the ghoster ever in the future re-attempts to communicate the original victim can ignore the ghoster and claim the double dog ghost.
I can't believe Edson ghosted me and four months later decided to hit me up for a booty call. I am totally double dog ghosting him.
by the creeper January 31, 2018
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Colchester Girl

Very pretty but will be very well known to be a slut. Has alot of friends but none really like her. Guys who hang with these girls are at least 4+ years older then the age of the girl.

You will find these girls to be loud, obnoxious and very self centered.
Colchester girl

"Hey girl did you go to that college party last night?"

"OMG yes i got so wasted!

OMG me to!
by The creeper October 22, 2012
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Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.
Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."
by the creeper July 30, 2020
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