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When you are Messaging with someone and they start to respond, so you see the bubbles in Messages, then the bubbles disappear and no response follows.
I sent a dick pick to Sarah and waited for her reply. She started to type, then cancelled the message and never responded. Bitch bubble dis'd me.
by the comand'r June 12, 2019
Get the bubble dis mug.Brett: Dude, your brother totally screwed you. How’d you know that was coming. You’ve been telling me for years the guy’s is a dousche
Barney: I got betraydar. Saw it coming the day I met him. He’s my brother. You should have known as well - he was your neighbor growing up.
Barney: I got betraydar. Saw it coming the day I met him. He’s my brother. You should have known as well - he was your neighbor growing up.
by the comand'r November 10, 2021
Get the betraydar mug.Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.
Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security
Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
Spencer: he got detained at security
Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
by the comand'r February 23, 2018
Get the taking a taser to a bomb site mug.Similar to "brunch", but what you do in New Orleans. A combination between breakfast and lush, aka lunch drinking = brush
Barney: just making sure you know we have brushes and dinners lined up for the Jazzfest week in New Orleans
Billy: what about combs?
Barney: they use picks down here. Brushes are what New Orleanians do in the morning to start the day - eat and get yur drink on. The best places serve you in a stay-cup.
Billy: what about combs?
Barney: they use picks down here. Brushes are what New Orleanians do in the morning to start the day - eat and get yur drink on. The best places serve you in a stay-cup.
by the comand'r April 28, 2022
Get the brush mug.Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r November 20, 2023
Get the extortion abortion mug.When traveling with your wife and staying in a hotel, the man is not allowed to shit in the hotel room bathroom. This international law applies even if she is not in the room at the time the man does his bidness.
Marrie: Herbie, I came back from my spa appointment and was fouled by what I thought to be a crowd clearer. I did some deuce diligence to learn that you capped in our hotel room toilet.
Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.
Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.
by the comand'r May 28, 2023
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