walking like a penguin

The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.
Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.
by the comand'r October 11, 2016
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fumpire

Short for "f-ing umpire" or a lame umpire/referee who makes poor or one-sided calls in a game, especially against your team.
That fumpire is horrible. If he had another eye, he'd be a cyclops!
by the comand'r October 03, 2013
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lurnch

Barney: I’m hungry

Ken: Let’s do lurnch at Superior Seafood. We can order some stay-cups of mimosa’s ore keep the crossfade cocktails on hand and make it a brush
by the comand'r October 22, 2022
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Heat seat

The uncomfortable situation when using a toilet and the seat is warm from the previous user.
Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.

Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.

Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
by the comand'r October 15, 2016
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bye hole

Opposite of the pie hole, as it is the evacuation route for the intake from your pie hole, aka your butthole.
Amy: Marco sure was downing a lot of tacos yesterday when we crossed the boarder.

Max: Ya, and he smothered them with jalapeños. You know what happens to your bye hole after putting that much in your pie hole. He’s gonna have a rough morning tomorrow - surely creating a heat seat.

Amy: If he lasts over night. Typically, when he eats that much hot stuff, it goes straight from his pie hole to bye hole in a matter of hours. He seems to enjoy a good reaper reminder event now and again.
by the comand'r June 18, 2021
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betraydar

The ability to identify people who suck; people who will betray you
Brett: Dude, your brother totally screwed you. How’d you know that was coming. You’ve been telling me for years the guy’s is a dousche

Barney: I got betraydar. Saw it coming the day I met him. He’s my brother. You should have known as well - he was your neighbor growing up.
by the comand'r November 11, 2021
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datenapping

When you find yourself in a date with someone who bores you to the point that you find yourself asleep with your eyes open.
Paige: Dang, the guy last night who took me to dinner was such a bore. He caught me datenapping right during the entree.

Jill: Ya, I always used to suggest movies instead of dinner, in the event the guy was a loser, so I could catch up on my datenaps, especially if I did not get my meetnapping that day at work.
by the comand'r October 29, 2014
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