Definitions by the clam man

frogeye salad 

The best thing to ever come out of Utah. Contains small pellet sized pasta, cool whip, mandarin oranges, pineapple, mini marshmallows, and a list of other secret ingredients that make it the shiznit. It is associated with hasty bowel movements and slight retardation.

"I went to Utah and all I got was this lousy Karl Malone t-shirt."
"Really? Because I went to Utah and all I got was a huge bowl of that frogeye salad and it put me in a coma."

frogeye salad by the clam man June 26, 2009

1800-666 

the devil's phone number, just call 1800-666 and get hell, (calculator trick 1800-666=1134 appears as "hell" upside-down) also 1800-1134=666. yeah creeps me out too.

I tried calling the devil's phone number 1800-666 but it was busy, hmm. I'll try later.

1800-666 by the clam man June 25, 2009

chaluped 

when taco bell is the only thing that sounds good despite the vast selection of fast food restaurants available, so you eat there and regret it 45 minutes later.

I was chaluped at lunch today, I just couldn't stop thinking outside the bun. damnit.. they got me hook line and sinker, now excuse me while I go sink one.

chaluped by the clam man June 19, 2009