Definitions by the captain of crunch

The D Team

When shit gets real, The D Team swoop in and kick some ass. Basically a synonym for winning. These mother fuckers don't just win shit. They D Team shit.

Surprise Mother Fucker! You've just been gunished by The D Team. How does it feel? HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!

The D Team by the captain of crunch November 30, 2011

cajoel 

When somebody is talked into a dirty sexual act, by a man named Joel.

Me: Hey why is your mouth so brown??
Mikey: I was cajoeled into rimming...

cajoel by the captain of crunch May 2, 2011