Slag

A person who will literally shag an inanimate object what a fucking cunt, they will literally violate the anus of anything that moves for some sexual tension
Boy 1:who is that stinky cow over there that stinks of shit and cum and is shagging a tree
Boy2: oh thats just some filthy slag dont waste your vision looking at that cum rag
by the biggest bird 69 January 05, 2023
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General Pork

Keanu, he eats lots of food
Man 1: twust that general pork guy is a fat bastard
Man2: innit twust Mcdonalds sold out for the first time because of him
by the biggest bird 69 April 24, 2023
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