Definitions by the big gay boi
Southern Unicorn Cook
The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
Southern Unicorn Cook by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
the bipity bopity
When two people are having sex.
the bipity bopity by the big gay boi October 10, 2018