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age-chilled balls

old man balls that haven't been used in sexual relations since the Eisenhower administration.
Last time Dick Cheney got his age-chilled balls warmed the Black Crowes were beardless.
by the better ted January 16, 2010
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meandering miasma

an unforgiving aura that follows a person of no significance whatsover.
I saw waY2Krowed wallowing in his meandering miasma in front of a 7-11 yesterday while I was going to FYE to pick up the Black Crowes' latest DVD.
by the better Ted January 23, 2010
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