memphis

the shittiest city known to man-kind, located in south-west tennessee, full of rednecks, murderers, and racisits.
damn it, why must i live in MEMPHIS?!
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ehmagawd

prep speak for "oh my god," usually said quickly when the "hot new scoop" is being dished.
Ehmagawd! Did you like totally hear about her dating him? I mean like ehmagawd! SLUT!
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