the anxious pheseant's definitions

asexuality

A sexuality where you only feel romantic attraction to someone

X: Hey dude, do you respect asexuality?
Y: Of course, it's super valid!

by the anxious pheseant October 27, 2022

Steven Grant

A british middle aged man, who is a giftshop-ist at a museum in London, is really into egyptology, owns a one-finned goldfish and as DID

Random Person: Who is Steven Grant?
Me: He's the love of my life

by the anxious pheseant August 1, 2022

Steven Grant

A middle aged man, with multiple personalities, who owns a goldfish, is a huge history nerd, who's in love with is other personality's ex wife and it's the loml (real)

Person 1: hey do you know who Steven Grant is?
Person 2: YES OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!

by the anxious pheseant October 24, 2022