the almighty turd sandwich's definitions

plate breaker

A Greek descendant, the term was derived from one of their oldest and most cherished rituals.

I hate that John Stamos. He's such a dirty plate breaker.

by the almighty turd sandwich March 30, 2008

cock talker

One who speaks highly of their penis when in fact they have very little penis to speak of.

I slept with a total cock talker last night. That three inches of man-love did nothing for me.

by the almighty turd sandwich December 9, 2008