the almighty turd sandwich's definitions

cock talker

One who speaks highly of their penis when in fact they have very little penis to speak of.

I slept with a total cock talker last night. That three inches of man-love did nothing for me.

by the almighty turd sandwich December 9, 2008

plate breaker

A Greek descendant, the term was derived from one of their oldest and most cherished rituals.

I hate that John Stamos. He's such a dirty plate breaker.

by the almighty turd sandwich March 30, 2008