the admiral's definitions

Machine God

God of machines and pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Porkor Loki

"I hope the Machine God blows up they're car."

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

Schenectady

Home of 'Schenectady Crispies', so freakin' good they taste twice. Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.

"I hope I don't get caught!"ˇ

by The Admiral September 3, 2003

schmickle

Used to rejoice or used as a curse. Can only be uttered by a resurrected John Lennon of supergroup, The Beatles...

"Heavens Crap! Can you imagine that? Ohhh... Schmickles!"

by The Admiral November 13, 2003