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c-block

one who is rebuffed by a woman, and then makes an ass out of everyone in his group so that none of his friends have a chance with her
she totally turned him down, and I though I had then had a chance with her until fucking tic-tic started c-blocking
by the prophet March 25, 2003
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bronx run

a drive down from Westchester county to the North Bronx (usually 233rd st) for the purpose of purchasing marijuana. Most often done during lunch period for high school students
Black people in the bronx will not attack white kids who look out of place in the Bronx because they are on a Bronx Run, and that's half of 233rd st's economy
by the prophet March 25, 2003
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anti-americanism

A major world religion that gained sudden popularity in mid-2002 in all countries apart from the USA, following the inspired actions of the largely misunderestimated President G W Bush, head of the 'Parents Against Scary Things' society. See also 'sanity'.
US Citizen - Why don't none you folks like us guys no more?

Anyone Else - We've realised that Christianity is a considerably less appealing religion than anti-americanism.
by The Prophet March 19, 2005
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3 hour tour

having sex with any of the members of the gilligan's island tv show
I was so down for a 3 hour tour with Ginger, but then fucking Bob Denver showed up.
by the prophet March 25, 2003
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colonblow

a product designed to clean your colon from the inside out.
I tried colonblow and I took a 5 foot dooty.
by the prophet April 7, 2003
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melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.
by the prophet June 7, 2004
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junque

a higher quality high yield bond. One rated BBB or BB, and not CCC or D.
Junque bonds are usually temporary downgrades like GM and Ford bonds that have a high yield and still a good margin of safety.
I reccomend junque bonds to clients as a good way to leverage yield in an otherwise short duration portfolio.
Word to your fucking mom!
by the prophet March 25, 2003
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