the Prophet's definitions

evil compliance lady

a woman who works in an office and whose sole goal is to halt your production and occupy your time with meaningless administrative garbage.

The evil compliance lady made me send a disclosure form to myself once, disclosing something to myself that I myself had just done. What a bitch!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

junque

a higher quality high yield bond. One rated BBB or BB, and not CCC or D.
Junque bonds are usually temporary downgrades like GM and Ford bonds that have a high yield and still a good margin of safety.

I reccomend junque bonds to clients as a good way to leverage yield in an otherwise short duration portfolio.
Word to your fucking mom!

by the prophet March 25, 2003

bronx run

a drive down from Westchester county to the North Bronx (usually 233rd st) for the purpose of purchasing marijuana. Most often done during lunch period for high school students

Black people in the bronx will not attack white kids who look out of place in the Bronx because they are on a Bronx Run, and that's half of 233rd st's economy

by the prophet March 25, 2003

whale's eye

a chick's pussy

have you ever looked at a whale's eye in a book? it looks just like a girl's pussy

by the prophet March 24, 2003

butherface

a girl with a good body and a nasty face. e.g. Sarah Jessica Parker.

she had a smokin body butherface was so nasty I had to get out the old paper bag.

by the prophet March 26, 2003

sweaty booch

excessive sweat in the butt crack. Moist and warm ass crack usually visable through a pair of shorts or pants

I got into my car and sat on the leather seat when the temp outside was 100. Instant sweaty booch

by the prophet May 16, 2003

governator

California's answer to Minnesota's former governer Jesse "the body" Ventura. Now maybe California's governor can kick Minnesota's governors ass. We'll see if Gray will be back.

The terminator kicked Gray Davis' democratic ass!!!
Democrats piss me off!!!

Where'd Gray go? He's been erased

by the Prophet August 7, 2003