Definitions by the Prophet
yambag
your nut sack
while that girl was passed out I draped my yambag over her face and took a picture for my personal collection of yambag shots
yambag by the prophet March 28, 2003
growler
The stupid cat lit up the litter box again and I had to clean out 4 days worth of Growler. Dammit cat!
growler by the prophet March 27, 2003
evil compliance lady
a woman who works in an office and whose sole goal is to halt your production and occupy your time with meaningless administrative garbage.
The evil compliance lady made me send a disclosure form to myself once, disclosing something to myself that I myself had just done. What a bitch!
evil compliance lady by the prophet March 26, 2003
harry belafonte
A washed up old musician who is actually under the impression that the rest of us are sitting on the edge of our seats when he gets on his political soapbox
I thought Harry Belafonte was dead, until I heard him call Colon Powell an Uncle Tom. Lets see him call General Powell that to his face. Powell would whoop is trumpet playing ass!
harry belafonte by the prophet March 26, 2003
candiferousness
candiferousness by the prophet March 26, 2003
jayms
A person who you think is one of your friends until he sells out to his bitch of a woman.
Common characteristics are:
telling the guys that he will go out with you, only to decide to stay at home with the Mrs. and play cards, and then not get laid.
driving 50 miles out of the way to pick up candy for the Mrs. because she told you to do so.
Having season hockey tickets with your buddies but then cancelling, only to then buy other tickets to the same games to sit away from your friends with your bitch girlfriend.
Selling out for the sake of getting some, and then not even getting it!
Common characteristics are:
telling the guys that he will go out with you, only to decide to stay at home with the Mrs. and play cards, and then not get laid.
driving 50 miles out of the way to pick up candy for the Mrs. because she told you to do so.
Having season hockey tickets with your buddies but then cancelling, only to then buy other tickets to the same games to sit away from your friends with your bitch girlfriend.
Selling out for the sake of getting some, and then not even getting it!
Jayms forgot all about "Bro's before Ho's" and so now his name will live in infamy under the definition of a sellout to his friends.
jayms by the prophet March 26, 2003
one cheek sneak
the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.
My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!
one cheek sneak by the prophet March 26, 2003