indie

The bad-ass-est archeologist ever! He found the holy grail, the ark of the covenant, and one of the lost shankara stones. His dad is a bearded goat with bad enunciation, but for some reason women like him. I guess they think he is cute like one of those troll dolls, not the ones with the jewel in the belly but the ones that people put on their lawns. some people call them lawn gnomes, but we know better. Indie has a whip and a gun, but sometimes he loses the gun so he has to run away. He has no scruples about bringing a gun to a sword fight. His best friend is this guy who lives in egypt and i think his name is Marsala. He had a monkey for a while, and a pet asian kid named Short n' Round, but I will not tell you what he did with him. Basically he ran around the world fighting the nazis and the pagans and stealing national treasures and heirlooms and stuff. Some king threatened to cut off his "misunderstandings" because he thought he was a grave robber or something. But I say, once something is in the ground it is fair game. Except corpses. Indie has about the same rules, though once he stole this asian guy's ancestor's remains. Then the guy poisoned him, so indie stole his woman. I think her name was charlie or something. Indie's full name is "Junior Indianna Jones," but his good friends call him Susan.

They named a genre of music after him, apparently, but I dont know anything about that.

Hey, Indie just shop lifted the poonany!

Indie

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

Twat Stogie

A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina

Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.

by The mad shatter September 08, 2018

mail fail

Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.

Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?

by The mad shatter November 14, 2017

it's not you, it's me

female slang for: It is you.

after the bitch chased me down the street with a knife, i told her "it's not you, it's me"

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

cup check

what one says while slapping someone in the nuts. probably comes from sports, where guys wear cups. used by losers that think it is funny. the ONLY proper responce is to beat the crap out of the person who did it, otherwise you are gay for letting him do it without retaliation. if you actually are gay, i don't know the proper responce.

Billy: "Cup check biatch!"
Johnny: beats the tar out of billy, then responds "how you like them apples?"

by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

phoilet phobia

The fear of dropping your phone in the toilet. It usually occurs when taking a piss and talking on the phone at the same time.

Hey man - are you still there?

Yeah, my phone slipped and I just had a bit of phoilet phobia, luckily I caught it so I'm good.

by The mad shatter September 28, 2018

Spinner

A wheel that has a free spinning exterior portion so that at stops, it still looks like it is moving. Can be expensive, but you can get cheap plastic hub cap versions at crappy auto parts stores. The plastic ones are often seen on pizza delivery boys' cars

Damn, that hooch has got 3 spinners on her ride. The fourth must be on lay away.

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005