A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.
by The mad shatter July 14, 2017
When a jackass causes a catastrophe
Last night Stuart caused a jackastrophe! He got drunk and told Anna about how I stuck it in her sister's pooper, and it prevented me from getting a piece of her ass
by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005
by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005
Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.
Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?
by The mad shatter November 14, 2017
what one says while slapping someone in the nuts. probably comes from sports, where guys wear cups. used by losers that think it is funny. the ONLY proper responce is to beat the crap out of the person who did it, otherwise you are gay for letting him do it without retaliation. if you actually are gay, i don't know the proper responce.
Billy: "Cup check biatch!"
Johnny: beats the tar out of billy, then responds "how you like them apples?"
Johnny: beats the tar out of billy, then responds "how you like them apples?"
by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005
The bad-ass-est archeologist ever! He found the holy grail, the ark of the covenant, and one of the lost shankara stones. His dad is a bearded goat with bad enunciation, but for some reason women like him. I guess they think he is cute like one of those troll dolls, not the ones with the jewel in the belly but the ones that people put on their lawns. some people call them lawn gnomes, but we know better. Indie has a whip and a gun, but sometimes he loses the gun so he has to run away. He has no scruples about bringing a gun to a sword fight. His best friend is this guy who lives in egypt and i think his name is Marsala. He had a monkey for a while, and a pet asian kid named Short n' Round, but I will not tell you what he did with him. Basically he ran around the world fighting the nazis and the pagans and stealing national treasures and heirlooms and stuff. Some king threatened to cut off his "misunderstandings" because he thought he was a grave robber or something. But I say, once something is in the ground it is fair game. Except corpses. Indie has about the same rules, though once he stole this asian guy's ancestor's remains. Then the guy poisoned him, so indie stole his woman. I think her name was charlie or something. Indie's full name is "Junior Indianna Jones," but his good friends call him Susan.
They named a genre of music after him, apparently, but I dont know anything about that.
They named a genre of music after him, apparently, but I dont know anything about that.
by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005
Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.
by The mad shatter September 08, 2018