the DUde's definitions

Gary Moore

To have sex simulateously with 100 sweaty tramps on a piss stained mattress

Why are you walking like that, did you have a Gary Moore last night or something?

by The Dude November 25, 2004

Ice Scraper

When a man ejaculates on a girl's face after a blowjob and proceeds to lick her face clean.

Joe like to do the ice scraper after giving his girlfriend a facial.

by The dude September 9, 2014

Cluster Fuck

All of the bad things that can happen do, thus saying fuck for each thing until this becomes cluster fuck.

John: First I to school late, then got a detentionn for it, then got to detention late, and worst of all my dad didn't believe I got a detention.
Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked

by The Dude February 27, 2005

Emogame

www.emogame.com

One of the BEST flash games on the fucking net. Basically an old-school side-scroller with emo musicians beating the crap out of hated figures in pop culture. Ok, it's the EMO game...but it's actually a blast to play.

Where the hell did those 3 hours go? Damn you Emogame.....

by The Dude February 15, 2005

Spank Boy

1. A simpering weasle-like succubus.

2. A self-satisfied male of average intelligence and looks who believes he is extraordinarily bright and good-looking.

What a fucking spank monkey!

by the dude May 11, 2003

Highlight reel

phenomenon that occurs when masterbating without visual aids(i.e. porn, dirty photos, etc.) but to the thought of familiar girls. a mental run-through of various girls until deciding on a "closer" to get-er-done.

I had a good highlight reel last night but I couldn't commit on a closer.

by THe dude December 5, 2004

floppy h

Unsteady, poorly coordinated, and often unintentionally homoerotic sexual position wherein three people are forming the letter 'H' with their bodies. Two are standing (forming the vertical elements of the letter 'H') and one is giving a blow job while also taking it from the rear. Also referred to as the shaky H.

Kevin: Well, how do you think our floppy H is doing so far?
Sandra: Mfff, brmmm, gmmbff.
John: DON'T LOOK AT MY EYES!

by the dude March 3, 2005