liquor dick

when the guy lasts considerably longer as a result of his enebriated state (drunk).

i had liquor dick, and we fucked for hours...

by the dude November 17, 2004

ass pirate

Ass pirates are known for plundering ass. They are the guys that you hate. They are usually chauchies and harbour a sick obsession with booty, fashion, Diesel Clothing, dance music, their hair, and showing man cleavage, and expensive beer. They are the scourge of rad people everywhere. Be warned for ass pirates are crafty and can pretend to be normal people. Look out for feigned interest in obvious popular culture. For example: Hiding their love of Enrique by pretending to like The Doors. Some famous ass pirates are Brown-Beard, Dirty Sanchez, and Shawn.
Note: Does not apply simply to gay dudes. Any guy you don't like can be an ass pirate.

Hey there's that Shawn guy! What an ass pirate!
Hey I hear that ass pirate Shawn sacked the Brown Pearl last night!
Dude: Hey what are you watching?
Ass Pirate: Fashion television.
Dude: You're an Ass Pirate!
Ass Pirate: (Brushes long, flowing hair out of fake 'n baked face)
Dude: Do up some more buttons on your shirt J-Lo!

by The Dude February 04, 2005

shyza

literally means shit. i think its in german.

i busted a shyza at school today. it was quite messy.

oh SHYZA i forgot to FLUSH AFTERWARDS!

by the DUde October 27, 2004

Shibangabang

1. An exclamation.

2. An expression that Dave Chappelle used once in the racial draft.

1. Holy Shibangabang!

2. Yes, the whole shibangabang.

by The dude March 24, 2005

maximum funness

n. 1. The state of receiving the utmost enjoyment from foreign influences by successfully equalizing all levels of intoxicants in one's system. 2. The title of an awesome album by the band Facemaker, check them out at www.facemaker.org

Last weekend we strove for maximum funness and finally peaked after the two forties we picked up on the way home from the show.

by The Dude January 20, 2005

Sex/Virgin Bracelet

A Rubberband one wears around their wrist that when broken requires a good night of sweaty fun with the person who breaks it. (used at college campus's in the summer)

Joe slammed Gina after breaking her Sex Bracelet.

by The Dude October 20, 2003

Punani

Tropical Fruit. (Well.. it IS if you think about it).

My son was sick one day. He told me, "Dad, I need some punani." So I went to the store, and asked for some punani. Little did I know...

by The Dude February 20, 2005