2 definitions by the Crusty Crab

Weedwhacking

The act of masturbating whilst blazing it. Also commonly known as 'disappointing your mother.'

Boyfriend: I've got to go do something, brb
Girlfriend: Ooh, what are you doing?
Boyfriend: Uhh... Weedwhacking.

by the Crusty Crab May 27, 2015

Guy 1: My parents caught me masturblazing last night.
Guy 2: What did they do?
Guy 1: Join in...

by the Crusty Crab May 25, 2015