Definitions by the Alderman

Chadwick

The name given to the final urination of the day, usually before going to bed. Often referred to in relation to it's weight - a heavy Chadwick is considered more manly to a light Chadwick.

"My, that's a heavy Chadwick! You must have been holding it in all day!"

Chadwick by the Alderman August 30, 2017

Borthwick 

The name given to the first urination of the day. The Borthwick is the opposite to a Chadwick, which is the last urination of the day.

"Early in the morning I woke up to have a Borthwick"

Borthwick by the Alderman August 30, 2017