Borthwick

The name given to the first urination of the day. The Borthwick is the opposite to a Chadwick, which is the last urination of the day.

"Early in the morning I woke up to have a Borthwick"

by the Alderman August 30, 2017

Chadwick

The name given to the final urination of the day, usually before going to bed. Often referred to in relation to it's weight - a heavy Chadwick is considered more manly to a light Chadwick.

"My, that's a heavy Chadwick! You must have been holding it in all day!"

by the Alderman August 30, 2017