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Colgate

One who runs out of lotion so he proceeds to use colgate whitening tooth paste to masturbate. After doing this he then realizes the minty sensation that was so great in his mouth burnt the shit out of his dick. Poison control should be notified and if lucky they wont cut off your cock.

Dude kyle Conway is a total colgate, why the fuck would you use toothpaste as a lubricant?

by that fat kid matt June 18, 2009