back crack

back crack, back crack it’s the crack that smiles back with things and knick nacks too.
by thankiest thanker March 22, 2022
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carpet slut

when your dog violently rubs its tiddies on the carpet
Archie stop being such a carpet slut.
by thankiest thanker November 20, 2021
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carpet slut

when you dog aggressively rubs it’s tiddies all over the carpet
Archie stop being such a carpet slut!
by thankiest thanker November 20, 2021
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