Definitions by ted bundys long lost cousin

greenbanisters 

the coolest lana stan on tiktok, the second you become mutuals with greenbanisters you get clear skin, a free pass to heaven, good grades, and a hot boyfriend. and that’s because greenbanisters is so great. if lana del rey didn’t exist lana stans would have to worship greenbanisters instead because that’s just how iconic they are

YO GREENBANISTERS JUST FOLLOWED ME ON TIKTOK!
DUDE FR?

OMG IM FRIENDS WITH A FAMOUS PERSON

greenbanisters by ted bundys long lost cousin September 6, 2021

Depresso 

A basic white girl who drinks a lot of coffee, listens to billie eilish, and claims to be depressed.

Ugh, Billie Eilish music is so annoying.

Tell that to Miley, she’s a depresso.

Depresso by ted bundys long lost cousin August 2, 2020