doom muppet

A person who is in a position of authority, the bringer of woe and disarray yet of a simple nature; hereby making them a doom muppet.

______ told me to do ______ but, ______ is already doing it. Man ______ is a right doom muppet!

by tboy September 01, 2004

wonkographer

Professional person who searches for incompetency in a product or service.

You'd better sort out that dodgy tap, the wonkographer will be round soon to check it.

by tboy April 12, 2005

kebabba

1. A kebab of lesser glory, be it chicken , seekh or doner. If it does not meet your expectations of taste and/or appearance.

2. The repeated effected noticed the day after a spicy, eastern sandwich. Usually resulting in the effect of sitting on a tube of Deep Heat.

3. A theme restaurant that serves halal meat sandwiches accompanied by the music and surroundings of Anni-Frid, Agnetha, Bjorn and Benny.

1. Don't get one from that place, they're kebabba.

2. I wouldn't go in there, I've had a kebabba.

3. Gimme, gimme, gimme a naan after midnight!

by tboy September 01, 2004