tboy's definitions

cleetus

Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.

Put your top back on you look like a right cleet.

Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.

by tboy September 9, 2004

Mupp

Shortened version of the word muppet. Generally sounds better in a southern English accent.

Why don't you shaddap you mupp!

by tboy April 19, 2005

wonkographer

Professional person who searches for incompetency in a product or service.

You'd better sort out that dodgy tap, the wonkographer will be round soon to check it.

by tboy April 12, 2005