An Ashley is flawless college student. They love the color salmon. Ashleys hate peanuts but love peanut butter. They can dissect your mind and know all of your inner thoughts with just one glance. Beware. They are dangerous, but they are a cute danger. An Ashley usually kills her plants and is currently having trouble growing grass. Their second favorite color is turquoise. They drive a small car named Jenny. Jenny is a very hardy and reliable car. Ashleys like monkeys and Snickers. An Ashley is quite a gal.
Person 1: Dude, look it's Ashley.
Person 2: That girl in the Salmon shirt?
Person 1: Yeah that one. She probably thinks its red because she is color blind, but it's actually salmon.
Person 2: LOL She's hot. Whatta babe.
Person 2: That girl in the Salmon shirt?
Person 1: Yeah that one. She probably thinks its red because she is color blind, but it's actually salmon.
Person 2: LOL She's hot. Whatta babe.
by taecturtle October 28, 2018