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When you jizz in her mouth without warning and it comes out her nose.

by tachyon November 26, 2014

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Combination of WTF (What the fuck) and PWNS ('owns' in the sense of 'defeats', see: PWN). Used to describe a total victory over someone who didn't even stand a chance.

"The average gamer playing a first person shooter on a PC with keyboard and mouse wtfpwns the average gamer playing the same game on a XBox 360 with a gamepad."

by tachyon May 10, 2007

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