kick the cow and steal a penny

where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it
everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow and steal a penny
by t bear September 27, 2005
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drop a quarter and call my uncle

to take a shit and make someone eat it
if he dont stop talkin shit im gonna make him when i drop a quarter and call my uncle on his asse
by t bear September 26, 2005
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