Definitions by t bear

kick the cow and steal a penny 

where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it

everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow and steal a penny

kick the cow and steal a penny by t bear September 28, 2005

drop a quarter and call my uncle 

to take a shit and make someone eat it

if he dont stop talkin shit im gonna make him when i drop a quarter and call my uncle on his asse

drop a quarter and call my uncle by t bear September 27, 2005