swiftmallard's definitions

NBL

Not bloody likely. A phrase difficult to misinterpret, a "no" that does not mean "yes" in any way. A "no" that means the user will do everything in his power to prevent whatever it is from occurring.

You: Are you going to watch the Super Bowl tonight?
Me: NBL, you know I hate professional sports.

by swiftmallard February 2, 2014

brungle

A combination of the words "bra" and "jungle".
When the females of the house hang up their bras to dry after washing them.

I tried to get to the laundry room but had to get through the brungle.

by swiftmallard August 30, 2013