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Definitions by sweetness-and-light

chula vista 

okay first things first, Chula Vista is NOT the most ghetto area in San Diego...not even close. people from bad areas get bussed into Chula Vista and Sweetwater High cuz they're good schools.

Chula Vista:
Tons of little random stores, like flower stores, wedding dress stores, and photo frame stores. Lots of little Asian food and drug stores. Tons of McDonalds, pawn shops, 'dirty' book stores and gentleman clubs, taco shops, and 99 cent stores. Home to the INS, where immigrants go to come into America LEGALLY like me(wow new concept). Lots of raggedy ass houses and bad ass kids lol! But it's cool.
You should come and live in chula vista. It is 10 times better (less ghetto) than city heights, barrio logan, encanto, and even national city.

verbal slap

A sentence comprising of almost all cuss words.
Verbal Slap

That asshole bastard bitched about fucking that slutty cunt!

tamagotchi

A little electronic keychain with an animal on it. I had a kitten when I was 4 (which was when these lil fuckers were in style). Every night it would die cuz it would shit at like 3 in the morning and i wouldn't be up to change it. eventually i got so pissed at it I threw it under the train tracks at the subway station.
this fucking tamagotchi is messing with my mind!

tres flores 

If you ever wondered how Mexican girls get their hair so shiny in their ponytail, it'z cuz they put Tres Flores in it. It's a sticky yellow thing that looks (and proly tastes) like earwax. Golden Sun is another type of brilliantine, but you know that shit doesn't smell as good as our tres flores!
Jane: Damn Raquel, how did you get your hair so shiny? Did you use earwax?

Raquel: No, I don't have to anymore since I got Tres Flores!

Jane: Wow I have to try it >smiles<

\m/^.^\m/
followed by 'hoo'. An exclamation. Something that you say at the beginning of a road trip.
woo by sweetness-and-light May 12, 2007